So, hey, time flies when you hang the bike up and dive into the pillowy embrace of a couch. It has apparently been almost a month since I actually rode the WA State ITT Championships.
My year of firsts continued, as I can say that this race will go down as the first time I ever came away from a race undeniably disappointed in my performance.
Pin to Win
There are only 3 real time trials in this part of Washington: Frostbite, Icebreaker, and WATT. As the names suggest, the first two take place in February and March, are cold and wet, and generally weed out smarter people early in the year. Then there’s WATT, which had the misfortune of occurring the same weekend as one of the more popular crits, conveniently giving those smarter riders an out.
So that only really leaves the devotees, skinsuits and 10k rigs in hand, and a smattering of triathletes. One of whom I had the pleasure of parking next to.
And pinning numbers on.
“Mind helping me out,” I heard him ask as I neatly configured 8 pins through my rental number and onto my jersey.
Seemingly, I exude the aura of a master pinner, as this continued my streak of 3 seasons’ worth of TTs involving attaching numbers to my parking stall neighbor.
“Sure, no worries.”
There’s no better way to really get to know someone than reaching into their lower armpit, grabbing a bit of their skin-tight synthetic tank top, and skewering it 4 times. Except maybe stabbing them. Which, of course, I did.
“You know, I think you put it through my skin there, but I didn’t even feel it.”
Sometimes I just don’t know the extent of my own deft touch, I guess.
Start Last, Finish Last
Being the most enthusiastic of the 15 people in the combined Cat 4/5 race, I likely registered first, and therefore was given the opportunity to start last.
My fingers warmed up from pinning, I took to the start line after a few quick sprints around the park. I acquainted myself with the two riders immediately in front of me, 30s and 1:30 in front of me, since the 1min man didn’t apparently show up.
The nice thing about riding a TT is that you get instant feedback on how you are doing in the way of the rider ahead of you: Catch him, and you’re doing ok. Lose him, and you’re probably not.
I rolled up to the line, took a deep breath, watched my 30s man ride away in his carbon-black suit and matching Rudy Project helmet, and focused on my goal.
“59:59,” I thought. At least trying to break 1 hour over the 40km course.
3…2…1…
Recon Shmeecon
The course immediately goes up a small rise and to the right, before turning back gradually left to a long, downhill railway grade. I kicked up the hill, stomped down one gear, and got into aero form.
This was the race der Dunkelblitzenpanzerfunf was built for. My Williams disk throbbing away, I pounded over the rise, and started down the short grade.
And immediately realized all my earlier recon was for naught.
I had come down to ride the course twice in June, and found an old, rutted chipseal road with ample smooth gouges. Not the fastest surface, but easy enough to find smooth and fast pavement under the oiled gravel. That had since been replaced and was now fresh and loose, with no smooth ruts. My tires rattled and skittered along, bouncing over the surface that was almost more suited for a CX race than a TT.
Bouncing along, I searched the road ahead for my 30s man. He was there, inside of 30s ahead of me, coming into the 90 degree left intersection at Skookumchuck Rd.
Brake. Find the apex. Kick out.
I slid back into aero position, buffeted by the tailwind. Came over a small rolling hill, and never saw my 30s man again.
Enduro MTB
I powered on, realizing I probably wasn’t setting the world on fire. Every so often, I caught a small glimpse of my 30s as we wound alongside the river, hopped over the two bridges, and made the only other left onto Johnson Creek.
The road turns upward for roughly 7km here, first gradually, then two big kickers before the race turnaround.
With the tail-crosswind the first half felt a lot easier than during my recon. The small upticks could easily be powered over without changing gears, and I felt generally good.
The second half kickers both required a trip to my 39 ring for a short sprint.
“Just push, 59:59.”
I saw our entire field descending on the way up, realized how far off the pace I likely was, botched the turnaround requiring an un-clipping, and started back down.
I had wondered why everyone seemed to be cautiously approaching the descent, but with the headwind funnelling up the little creek valley and the road surface, it was both hard to get up to full speed and extremely sketchy to corner when I did. Both tires wailed and gnashed, protesting every degree of lean.
About halfway down, I finally got passed. I’m not sure if they were the leaders of the Cat 3 race, or late entrants into our race, but it happened twice as I hit the bottom of the road and turned right back on Skookumchuck.
38kmh
Back on the flat road, with a light tailwind, I tried to settle back into a rhythm. I did, but at this point I knew I wasn’t going to break 1 hour. If I pushed myself well into the red, I could eek out 41kmh for a few hundred meters before needing to recover. Eventually, those bursts got fewer and further between. I could settle around 38kmh with the tailwind’s assistance.
So I did.
I cruised in at around that pace, saw the finish line, kicked, and finished in 1:04. I hung my head a bit, and rode back to the park.
As it turns out, my neighbor was our eventual race winner, at a time around 54min.
No doubt thanks to my excellent pinning job.